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Man ignores oven pizza serving suggestion to horror of housemate

Man ignores oven pizza serving suggestion to horror of housemate

#ItsMoreARequestThanASuggestion

To the utmost surprise of his friends, family and work acquaintances, it has emerged this morning that James Clothe of Brentford has been ignoring the recommended serving suggestion of oven-pizzas ‘ever since I(he) could remember’.

Instead of reading the cardboard inscription and acting upon it sensibly to indeed ‘prepare a traditional mozzarella salad and a fine Italian beer’, Clothe has repeatedly chosen a different path.

His housemate Clive Fenton, who stumbled upon James’ secret had this to say, ‘ I walked into the living room and James had his regular pizza there but there was no fine italian beer, and definitely no salad. Heck, I would’ve settled for a Fosters and a Dairylea but nothing, ‘cept maybe a Dr. Pepper for some reason. Normally he takes his pizza into his room so I just assumed he had a healthy mix of spinach, goats cheese and Peroni in there. Now I don’t know what to think.’

James’ ex-girlfriend, who naturally wished to remain unnamed, told us that this was the deciding factor in ending their 4 year relationship. ‘I could’ve let it slide, I really would’ve but… but then he started eating it from atop the cardboard packaging instead of a plate.

At that point I knew I couldn’t have his children’.

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