With just three days gone since the US election Nigel Farage has taken to the airwaves to voice his support for a ‘hard Trump’.
Declaring that ‘Trump should mean Trump’ the slightly comical, always boozy
ex-UKIP leader told NSN, ‘The people have voted and their votes must be heard. We must not let the slightly higher percentage of people who voted for his opponent stand in the way of real democracy’.
Pausing to take a drag from two cigarettes simultaneously, Farage went on to pledge to do whatever he could do to ensure a hard Trump.
‘I will throw every last inch of myself into this matter. I will not rest and I will not break until I have helped to bring about a Trump that stands tall and stands confident, a Trump whose erect wall will cast a beautiful shadow over Latinas for centuries to come’.
With the cigarettes burning out and his third pint over Farage ended in a rhetorical flourish, promising to march on the Democratic National Committee if their ‘incessant, nasal and
frankly not that sexy confrontational behaviour led to a soft Trump.’
Notsonews also reached out for comment to those with experience of such a ‘soft Trump’ but most were found to be under a gag (order) preventing them from responding.
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